Permission form for dating my daughter
Rule Six: Don't sleep with my daughter; the only rubber you should be concerned about is out in the driveway and has Goodyear stamped on it. I may appear to be a pudgy, baggy-eyed, last-season, has-been.
But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the queen of her universe. Rule Eight: My daughter has been raised to respect herself, so keep your hands to yourself.
Rule Nine: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses spending time with me over spending time with you. Hence, she is not an object for you to play with, manipulate, and discard at your leisure. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________C.If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.
(you might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.
Rule Five: Do not date my daughter for her money because I am her bank.